Mad Jack's significant other, Main Lady, suggested that Jack adopt the BRAT diet and stay with it until he was feeling his normal, curmudgeonly self again. Although she explained the diet to Jack, his mind is like a sieve. A twisted, rusted out sieve. Jack believed that BRAT stood for:
- Bourbon
- Rye
- Absinthe
- Tequila
and it doesn't. It stands for:
- Bananas
- Rice (white rice only)
- Applesauce (in moderation)
- Tea and Toast
Thank you for reading.
- White Dog
1 comment:
It sounds like Mad Jack's mind isn't the only organ that resembles a sieve.
Just sayin".
Get better soon.
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