Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Out of Order

The blog's author, Mad Jack, is out of commission.  Without going into details the trouble seems to be systemic to the entire digestive tract.

Mad Jack's significant other, Main Lady, suggested that Jack adopt the BRAT diet and stay with it until he was feeling his normal, curmudgeonly self again.  Although she explained the diet to Jack, his mind is like a sieve.  A twisted, rusted out sieve.  Jack believed that BRAT stood for:
  • Bourbon
  • Rye
  • Absinthe
  • Tequila

and it doesn't.  It stands for:
  • Bananas
  • Rice (white rice only)
  • Applesauce (in moderation)
  • Tea and Toast
Fortunately the supermarket is still open.  Jack will be back later in a different state.

Thank you for reading.
- White Dog

1 comment:

Capt. Schmoe said...

It sounds like Mad Jack's mind isn't the only organ that resembles a sieve.

Just sayin".

Get better soon.