Now I've got some brand new news. It's happened again, and another Toledo landmark has bit the dust. Keep reading for the low down.
Sometime in the late 1970s or early 1980s, the forces of capitalism dictated that the Yoko Spa needed a little competition. If they could do 'em well, we could do 'em better. And so the Airport Health Spa was built and staffed, giving a brand new meaning to the phrase All New Girls!
The Airport Spa was a mile or so East of the old Yoko spa, so if you were driving from the Toledo Express Airport you'd hit the old Yoko first and the Airport Spa second. Of course, if you were driving the old ball and chain out to the Toledo Express so she could fly out to Kansas and visit her sister for a week, you'd pass the Airport Spa first which might put you in mind of that nagging
|Airport Health Spa|
9647 Airport Hwy., Monclova, OH
|Open 24 Hrs./7 Days|
|Sorry we're Closed|
|New Airport Health Spa|
|Open Once - Now Closed!|
Say whatever you like, but I know what this place is. Virtually all men know what this place is, whether they've ever patronized such an establishment or not. I also know what the place is not. It isn't a bar where half the clients drive their car or truck home when they're so drunk they're practically cross-eyed. There's no loud music here, and there are no thefts. No one gets shot here, and you don't see the health department making a huge effort to close the place down because of a recent outbreak of some weird new STD.
And, should a man go in here for a massage and leave a little happier than the law allows, who am I to judge? I don't judge, and that's the truth, and if the place really was dangerous or harmful to the community, the Ohio State Highway Patrol is just down the road. Notice that the old Airport Health Spa stayed in business for over 30 years - you don't do that by being a problem to the community.
Sadly, not everyone is as non-judgmental as yours truly. The new Airport Health Spa closed as soon as it opened, and it looks as though it's going to stay that way. Oh well. Not many people go out to the Toledo Express Airport these days. Mainly they fly out of Detroit.