From The Blade: Unofficial Results of the May 6, 2014 Election as of 5/7/2014 9:02 a.m.
Sylvania schools 3.8-mill
We the people, the Great Unwashed, the hoi polloi, the commoners that you and your ilk look down upon from the dizzying heights of your ivory towers, we've had enough of you and your demands for more, more and still more! You're nothing but a bunch of chazzers. You've been eating at the public trough for so long that you don't fly straight anymore.
In spite of you and your best efforts, your demand for more money failed. Now we'll get to live in Sylvania Township for a while longer, no thanks to you.