On behalf of Sargent Stringbean (AKA Sargent Kevin Braun) and his friends, family, in-laws and fellow co-workers, I would like to offer a very sincere thank you, along with a tip of the old fedora and a hoist of the afternoon bourbon glass, to all of you who took the time to vote for Sargent Kevin Braun. Kevin won.
Congratulations to Kevin Braun
How's it feel to be a quarter-mil to the good? Next round's on you, bro!
You can read about the whole business in great detail in Glass City sergeant wins $250,000 on 'Glass House'. I find that this is fitting, Stringbean being from the glass city and all and him not being independently wealthy... at least, not before going on the show. I think, though, that in the interests of full disclosure, professional reputation and moral integrity, I should state that if not for Sollecks and, to a lesser extent Partner, I would have voted for the blonde with the big tits and high mileage. Hey, a woman like that could ruin a man - if he was lucky.