Monday, October 7, 2019

Important! Read this one...

If anyone reading this announcement plays games that are slightly more complex than slap jack, keep reading for hilarity that I truly wish I'd had a hand in designing.  For the rest of you, well... at least you can read.  Keep reading.  You'll love it.


For those of you who don't know about Kickstarter, where the hell have you been?  Even I know about Kickstarter, and I'm a social Luddite.

In brief terms, Kickstarter is a site you can visit and invest your scarce, hard earned cash into someone else's harebrained scheme to make billions a day from a new invention.  It's also a place where crackpot inventors can go and display their wares (the combination electric back scratcher, nasal spray, and duct tape dispenser, for instance) then invite people to invest in the production and sale of said ware.   Okay so far?  Wonderful.  I am truly amazed.

Thanks to Big Mike, I found a card game on Kickstarter that I predict is going to be a laugh a minute, and will surely be jerked off the site for multiple violation of the SJW code of moral conduct and sensitivity.  Check it out:


Virtue Signal: the Game of Social Justice

I'm not going to explain it here, as that's what the site is for.  I'm saying that I invested in it.  This is a game that is so cool it'll have SJWs everywhere chipping their teeth and trying to glue their heads back together before the first 5000 copies are sold, and the coolest part is that the louder they squeal, the more popular the game will become.

Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha! Ha!

I love it.

But I'm not kidding when I tell you to hurry.  How the game stayed active on Kickstarter this long is a minor miracle.  Its very existence is a supreme insult to SJWs everywhere - and everyone else that isn't a main stream heterosexual I-was-born-this-way man or woman.

Go check it out and tell me if I'm wrong.


Right now the game stands at:

$21,530 pledged of $25,000 goal, with 515 backers and 23 days to go.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

I LIKE that one!!! :-D

CWMartin said...

Sounds like a good drinking game...

Glen Filthie said...

I am in!!! :)

Mad Jack said...

The goal has been exceeded. The project has amassed $27,776 pledged, which exceeds the original goal of $25,000. The project has 664 backers and 20 days to go until the deadline is reached.

Red hot damn on a Saturday night!