Our first casualty was Excellent Rachmaninoff, who was apprehended while creating a disturbance after lights out and is being held on charges of disorderly conduct, fleeing and evading and resisting arrest.
|Rachmaninoff in the Hoosegow|
Main Lady brought this portable jail home last night on the advice of Ding Bat, her younger and dumber sister in Florida. The idea is that the military captures one feline and stuffs it into the cage, then captures the other feline and allows said feline to walk around outside the cage getting to know the feline inside the cage. Positions will be reversed the following day. Implementation necessitated early release of Excellent Rachmaninoff. Having consumed my afternoon bourbon, this plan seemed sound to me. After all, if you can't trust Ding Bat, who can you trust? Hitlery Klinton? Here we go...
|Pumpkin, Outside the Cage|
|Ebony, Inside the Cage|