Sunday, March 18, 2012

Latest News: Centenarian

In brief, the fire is out.  At 5:30 this morning Centenarian woke up and demanded her breakfast.  She evidently healed up during the night and is back to her old self.  She'll be evicted from the hospital tomorrow morning.

I am happy, but not nearly as happy as Main Lady, who is attributing this miraculous recovery to Divine intervention.

Well, what else?

I predict that the fallout from this one is going to be amazing, as Ding Bat tries to cover up and deny any bad behavior just before going into damage control, and Main Lady concludes her shopping on Amazon for a suitable attack dummy for Excellent Rachmaninoff to practice on.  Me, I'm shopping for a top shelf bottle of bourbon.

My sincere thanks to everyone for your wise words, kind thoughts and prayers.  

Here is a tip of the old fedora and a hoist of the happy hour bourbon glass to you, one and all.

3 comments:

Older School said...

Certainly a wipe your brow moment.
Good news all around.
Now, it's time for some family fun. (As said in my best game show announcer voice.)

TLM0000 said...

Excellent news.

Mad Jack said...

Thanks guys. Truly the fun is about to begin - and if you read today's rant you'll see what I'm talking about.

Why do I lead an interesting life?

I keep telling myself that the worst that could happen here is that a half-dozen people or so will end up not speaking to each other ever again, and that may not be an entirely bad thing.