Monday, January 1, 2018


I found this one at Knuckledraggin' My Life Away, where bad choices make good stories.  I thought it was too good not to pass along.

Trigger Warning!  Not safe for Liberals or SJWs.

Donald Trump and Obama ended up in the same barber shop. Each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.

As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave. Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse all day.”

The second barber turned to Trump and said, “How about you sir?” Trump replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”


Bob G. said...

Mad Jack: THAT is as good a way to start a new year as any I've come across in recent times.
Nicely done.

Have yourself a VERY happy New year and stay safe out there.

Old NFO said...

Good one, Happy New Years to you and yours!

CWMartin said...

Ha! At last, a Michelle joke that doesn't involve a previous sex change...

Glen Filthie said...

Obama goes into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The barkeep goes, "That's so cool! Where did you get it?" and the parrot goes, "Africa! They're all over the place!"


CWMartin said...

Win to Glen!

Mad Jack said...

Thanks guys.

Glen Filthie: Nice one! I laughed out loud at that.