Joke Time! Letters from Home...

Here is a little something or other that showed up someplace in my email.  It's not safe for work.

In fact, this entire site is not safe for work, nor is it safe for thin-skinned liberals, or even liberals with the hide of a rhinoceros.  Other left-minded types are likewise warned off, because some of things you may read here will permanently bend your fragile little perception of reality.

I can just see this.  The old man has a few beers in him and provides an honest, if somewhat humorous, answer.  The kid writes it.  After that it gets passed around more than a little.