Sunday, January 6, 2019

Government Shutdown - Emergency! Emergency! Emergency!


Things are worse than I thought. Much worse. According to Daniel Greenfield at Sultan Knish, the world may end in a few days if the government isn't restored to its former grandeur.

Check out Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism.

From the article:

In Chuckolod County, Colorado, a transgender person was denied access to the Ladies Room. Frantic calls to the Justice Department were forwarded to an answering service in Depar, India, instead of Doneparre City, Indiana. In Brooklyn, New York, an overweight Iraqi woman was unable to obtain a sign language interpreter while waiting on line to collect her free Obamaphone. In Olegon Falls, Florida, the National Museum of Native American Yarn was forced to shut down depriving schoolchildren of an educational experience and three hours throwing bits of yarn at each other.
I didn't know the government was still giving away free phones.

2 comments:

CWMartin said...

Prolly just getting the damn cheap things out of Obama's warehouse...

Bob G. said...

Mad Jack:
I wonder if those phones are just the tip of this "giveaway" iceberg?
We already know about all the FOOD and sundry other things the rest of us have to actually PAY FOR.
(LOL to Chris...bet O's got more than ONE warehouse).

Stay safe.