I was all set to write a serious piece about something - constitutional rights, police abuse of authority, high crime rates, whatever - when I stumbled across Boobage at Bayou Renaissance Man. My thought process has been derailed.
Briefly, Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi, who is the chief witch doctor of Iran, proclaimed that the cause of the recent earthquake is naked women. Being a retired sky pilot, Bayou Renaissance Man wrote about Sedighi's novel revelations and promptly forgot about the whole thing (probably a reflex from his old days as a sky pilot, women being sinful and all). From there Jen McCreight, a self-described perverted atheist and official Hoosier, became intrigued and decided to test the witch doctor's theory. Jen appropriately named her project Boobquake and has selected Monday, April 26th as the official test date.
And so, in the name of Science and for advancement of human knowledge, I'm officially requesting that all ladies support this project as best they can. Keep in mind that no matter which way you look at it, less is more and barer is better.
Remember, this is for Science and the Advancement of Mankind.
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