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To: Old Acquaintance
From: Mad Jack

My dear Old,

I'm sorry, but I really can't remember you.  You say we first met at a dance competition in Columbus, or we danced together and got a first (place award) in Columbus?  Or are you trying to say that I was your first, and we were at a dance competition in Columbus?

My memory isn't what it should be.

Yours,

Mad Jack

From: Old Acquaintance
To: Mad Jack

Dear Jack,

Fuck you!


To: Old Acquaintance
From: Mad Jack

Oh, okay, now I remember you!