Spot Crime uses local police reports, and although it's a long way from being complete it's better than nothing. For instance, I live near Machine Gun Alley, and we had a shooting next to my condo complex recently involving two cars, four people, one shooter, and two targets. One driver collected six and lived to tell about it, while his passenger jumped out and ran for it. She collected one to the lung and lived to tell about it. The shooter hasn't been caught, and neither has his buddy.
Here's today's report, which includes this little gem: Indecent Exposure.
Indecent Exposure! |
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I go for the details and find out that this is in Big Walnut Park, which is very close to me. Naked girls in the park... I could get my bike fixed and take a little ride now and then, and take my camera with me. Do a little bird watching, that kind of thing.
Public Indecency |
Public Sex |
Nature Boy |
Walking in the park isn't safe, and in addition to packing your gat (which I always do) don't forget your camera and your faggot repellent.
3 comments:
Hopefully my walking stick will do. God knows, my "attack dog" wasn't much protection in his good days...
Don't leave home without it.
CW: Well, you wouldn't want Scrappy to go after 'em. Probably make him sick to his stomach, and he might catch some weird dog disease.
Ed: These days? You bet I pack it, and some bear repellent, and a collapsible baton when I'm out bike riding. Because you never know, right?
This is the kind of behavior that really gets on my very last nerve. There are kids out in that park, and it's bad enough if some father has to try and explain to a little kid what he just saw.
I can just hear the gays howl about this - You wouldn't act like this if they were straight! - and they're right. I wouldn't, because a straight couple having sex in public doesn't affect me the way a homosexual couple does. I don't get sick to my stomach, for one thing.
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