Monday, July 22, 2019

Joke Time!

I thought this was a good one, but naturally it's a bit off color.  Continue at your own risk.

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual breakfast  - soft-boiled eggs, toast, and coffee - wearing only the T-shirt that she slept in.  As he walked in, half awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

His eyes lit up and he thought, "I'm either still asleep and dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!"  Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?"

She explained, “The egg timer's broken."


Old NFO said...

LOL, love it!

CWMartin said...

The best thing about this joke was that, after I told Laurie, she said it reminded her of a meme she saw on FB. She tried to describe it, but it came out along the lines of, a woman naked and bent over with a hot dog in her mouth, saying something about you don't have to bend over every time you eat a hot dog. She concluded the description with, "I think it was supposed to be something sexual." I gave her my best Gibbs' "Ya think?" and laughed my butt off.

Postscript: She had the gist of it right actually. The woman and man were in the backyard grilling. Still funnier with her comment at the end!

Mad Jack said...

Glad you guys like it. I thought it was too good not to pass along.