Birthday

Being without a normal keyboard and having plans that do not involve sitting in front of a monitor, I am officially announcing that my birthday is Saturday, October 2. I'm not going to reveal the year of my birth, mainly because I don't want to disappoint any nubile young female readers who are entertaining secret fantasies about me, Mad Jack, while their current boy toy tries for the umpteenth time to employ his point and grunt philosophy as a distraction while he fumbles around, seeking his own two and a half minutes of fame.

My thanks and a hoist of my martini glass to all readers wishing me a happy birthday.