Do you have a younger sibling who would pick on you when you both were children?
My younger brother. He’d do all kinds of stuff to get under my skin, and when I’d react my parents would yell at me, saying he’s just little, so if he breaks your (whatever) it’s just one of those things you have to live with.
We lived very close to a junk yard, so one day when no one was watching I put the snatch on him, duct taped his hands, feet, and mouth, and stuffed him in an empty dog food bag. I tossed the bag into the trunk of a stripped down car headed for the crusher, figuring that would be the last I ever saw of him. I don’t know how, but somehow the little plague got loose and escaped. He stopped giving me grief, though, and about all I can say is that as we got older family holidays and reunions got real interesting.
Nobody believed his wild story, even with the duct tape evidence.
I posted this little gem this morning around 9:30 or so. Now we'll see what happens, although I expect the censors at Quora will simply delete it out of hand. With the answers I give I'm probably on their watch list by now.
3 comments:
You may have just put a moonbat in a coma with that one...
That was the idea, CW.
Mad Jack:
---Sorry...an ONLY CHILD here (as is Wifey).
Works out pretty well, too.
:)
Stay safe
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