Trailer Trash Take Out

 I was pursing various social media sites when I stumbled across this little gem and came to an odd conclusion.

From NextDoor:

Obviously Gilda H. is demented and illiterate, but because I'm a bit bored I checked a few scandal sites. Here we go:

Woman Dead, Man Critically Injured in Southwest Columbus

From the article:

A Columbus police spokesperson said the scene is gruesome and it’s hard to tell exactly what the wounds were. The man was taken to a hospital. 

 
Police Find Woman Dead, Man Injured Inside Southwest Columbus Mobile Home

From the article:

COLUMBUS, Ohio — A woman was found dead and a man seriously injured inside a mobile home in southwest Columbus on Monday morning.

According to Columbus Police Sgt. James Fuqua, officers were called to the 1600 block of Dyer Road around 9 a.m. for an unknown complaint.

Fuqua said officers found an unresponsive woman and an injured man. The woman was pronounced dead and the man was taken to a hospital in critical condition.

Fuqua said it’s too early to say what happened, but that it was a “very gruesome scene.”

The identities of the man and woman were not released. Fuqua did not say what their relationship was.

And so it goes. One resident genius said it might be a bear attack.

Personally, I don't think so. This isn't about a hungry bear, as even seeing a bear in this area would equate roughly with seeing a real, live Dodo bird. This is about people and revenge. I'm thinking a cheating wife or maybe some sort of sexual abuse.

The morons reading this tripe (no, not this blog - the fatheads on the air) will go into an apoplexy if they actually consider this, but my thought is that if the cops want to investigate this one, they should begin by finding out just what the hell these two did to deserve it. What have they done to deserve getting carved up like this?

Many years ago in Toledo, Ohio, the manager of a Red Lobster turned up dead in his office. Stabbed to death, likely by the one and only chef's knife in the place. When the morning crew turned up they actually laughed about it. The same thing happened with the rest of the workers. A few said they didn't know who did it, but if they did, they'd give him a medal and buy him a drink.

The cops never did solve the case.