Psycho Chicks

Every so often I get bored out of my mind and read https://www.reddit.com/. Sometimes I'll even answer a question, mainly to provoke the moon bats and simpletons that hang out there. The exception being tech support, which can be pretty good.

Any old way, keep reading if you're not easily offended, or even if you are.

The Original Poster (OP) asked a question about women. Is it better to have a wife who is normal, or one that is a bit, shall we say, livelier? Being something of an expert, I wrote back.

MadJack: You think you want normal and slightly boring, but trust me - you don't.

OP: Elaborate

MadJack: Sure. I've had both, and the bad news girls are just more interesting, more exciting, and one helluva lot better in bed.

Reliable girls are predictable (which is nice in many ways) and don't do crazy shit (also nice in some ways), but the thing is their idea of doing something really crazy will hold my interest for maybe an hour or so. Then I want something else.

You date a crazy guy or girl, and stuff happens all the time. [personal experience from 1995 - MJ] Say you're driving back from the club and in my case she's driving. We see a cop light us up and pull a u-turn, and instead of just cursing and letting the cop pull us over, she runs a light, drops down a gear and floors it onto the expressway. We hit 140, then she stands on the brakes and gets off, and we hide in a trailer court. We wait. She wants sex. And that's how life would go with her.

The normal girl I dated thought that drinking a zombie cocktail was a big deal. Smoking a little pot was completely out. Having sex with the lights on was perverted.

On one hand, I never had to bail her out of jail. On the other hand, life was boring.

One lady died in a fire. The other moved out of town without so much as a "see ya!", and I haven't seen her since.

OP: Lmao, I totally get you.