To celebrate Double Natural Day, here are thirteen things the older U.S. citizens want, in no particular order. I didn't write this, I copied it from Dock Treece who got it from someone else.
We're getting old, cranky, and worn out, so here's a list of thirteen things that most older adults want. The list is rated PG.
1. Hillary: held accountable for her past misdeeds.
2. Put God back in America!
3. Borders: closed and well protected!
4. Congress: in the same retirement and health care plans as everyone else.
5. Congress: Obey your own laws NOW!
6. Language : English! And by that I mean fluent English that the rest of us can understand without a translator.
7. Culture: Constitution and Bill of Rights!
8. Drug Free: Mandatory drug detection before and during the enjoying any social services!
9. Giveaways: NONE for non-citizens!
10. Budget: Balance the damn' thing!
11. Foreign countries: Stop giving them our money!
12. Slots for the Congress.
13. Respect our military, our flag, and our emergency service members!
Feel free to add anything you think I've missed, and thanks for reading.
2 comments:
Okay, I guess I'm dense, but can you explain #12?
Every State has two senators, regardless of population.
The House has 435 seats divided amongst the 50 States according to population, as taken every ten years. Putting other arguments, valid or not, aside, the Democrats believe that there should be more seats in the House due to the increase in population over the past hundred or so years. I don't think there should be, but that's just me.
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