The Major Hoax

We've got UFOs, Bigfoot and friends, Mystery virus injections, and now - The President Colludes With The USSR!

Only the USSR collapsed years ago. I'm old enough to remember the Cuban missile crises and how JFK handled it. I also remember that little misunderstanding with old Tricky Dick Nixon which is often referred to as Watergate. Now we thought we had Russia-Gate, but it turns out that maybe we don't.

No maybe about it. No alleged, either.

Keep reading for a brief summary and a briefer rant. Thin skinned snowflakes, moonbats, and other undesirables surf along to another site.

From Breitbart, Declassified: Obama Admin Manufactured Intelligence to Push Fake Trump-Russia Collusion Narrative.

Back in 2016 President Trump won the Republican primary and ran for office against Hillary Clinton and her running mate, Senator Tim Kaine of Virginia (which I had to look up because I couldn't remember which zero she selected). Hitlery might have won, too, except for a few things - well, one thing in particular. Her husband, old Slick Willie, had been down this road twice and won both times. Had Slick run Hitlery's campaign, she might have made it. Pride and wounded feelings prevented her from accepting any help from Slick, so... she lost. The commercial news media spent the entire time predicting Hitlery's victory, with every talking head announcing that Hitlery couldn't possibly lose to Orange Man Bad - but she did. When she lost she hid from the public and had a five star hissy fit.

However, those butt-hurt moonbats don't give up easy.

Back then the Moonbats, aided and abetted by commercial left-wing media, started a vicious rumor that President Trump was actually allied with the Russians. Our President and Putin were in cahoots, and this came straight from the Ayatollah Obongo's office.

Ah, but now, now!, it looks like this was a bit more than wishful thinking on the part of the moonbats. As summed up on Breitbart:

Representative Tom Tiffany (R-WI) delivered perhaps the most comprehensive indictment of the conspiracy, systematically naming key figures across the Obama administration while detailing each player’s role in manufacturing and promoting the Russia collusion hoax.

“Joe Biden and Barack Obama knew about it. Hillary Clinton fabricated it. The FBI orchestrated it. And the mainstream media sold it,” Tiffany wrote. “Trump-Russia collusion was all a made-up HOAX. We NEED accountability,” he added.

The fertilizer has landed on the turbine blades.

The only supposition I'd question here concerns Joe Biden knowing anything at all. Biden suffers dementia, so it's impossible to say just what he knew and didn't know at any given time. What I'd like to know is just what his personal physician (Fauci? Naw...) was feeding him to keep him more or less presentable during public appearances. I can just imagine his handlers holding their breath, hoping he doesn't reach down and scratch his nuts in public.

The obvious perpetrators are the Ayatollah Obongo, Hitlery Klinton, and Joe Bidet. I'm not sure just how anyone would arrest, charge and prosecute members of commercial media, but my first thought is treason. We'll see, I guess.

I feel like I'm living in a banana republic, and now I have proof. I'd like to see both Obangos arrested along with Hitlery and a few key people from the FBI. Whisk them away to Guantanamo and hold them incommunicado, then try them in absentia using a jury of their peers. My proposed sentence is life without parole in solitary confinement. 

Although I'm making light of this situation, the seriousness doesn't escape me. President Trump was accused of trying to appoint himself as dictator for life of the USA, which is farcical, but it's what the Democrats would want and would try if they could get Obongo (or someone similar) in office again.

The Watergate hearings were televised and took forever, what with various people lying about what they did and when. The moonbats aren't going to recover from this scandal anytime soon, and I'm betting more than a few of them end up in prison. But, you know, strange things are happening all over.

Thanks for reading.