Wednesday, July 14, 2021

What Day Is It?

 Hey Mad Jack, what day is it?

You have to ask?  Today, the fourteenth day of July in the year of Our Lord two-thousand twenty-and-one, is National Nude Day.

Anyone unfortunate enough to have seen me in the buff in the past, oh, say, thirty years, is not going to want to see a naked photo of me now.  That's not we're about here at the Shack.  What we want are red hot female hotties who are busy celebrating National Nude Day.  I'm confident that a cursory search of the Internet will turn up a few interesting photos for both men and women - the only two sexes I recognize.

So if you're the sort that we'd all like to see, don't hesitate to strip down to your beautiful smile and take a few selfies, which you can post somewhere and send me the link to.  Or, if you're the shy type, just send your celebratory efforts to MadJackRacham (@) gmail (dot) com.

Here's how!


The Neon Madman said...

99.9 % of people are improved by wearing clothes.

CWMartin said...

And I am NOT in that 0.1....

Ed Bonderenka said...

I thankfully did not see any participants.

Mad Jack said...

Neon Madman: And I'm somewhere near the top of that 99.9%.
CW: You're in good company.
Ed: Very thankfully, in some cases.

Toledo, Ohio had some kind of naked protest about something I can't remember, but the protestors... man, some of those women were just plain ugly.